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noodles-07:

what-even-is-thiss:

writing-prompt-s:

All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world but every villainous act you commit backfires. Steal candy from a baby? Poisoned candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off a building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.

Newly acquired toddler: Mr. Evil man you sure are helping a lot of people.

Villain: Finish eating your lunch, Timmy. Daddy’s plotting to overthrow the Big Bank.

Sidekick: Oh that’s great, John! They’re so corrupt. I’ll cancel my plans with Linda tonight. She’s gonna love this.

Villain: *crumples up evil plans and throws them across the room* DAMMIT!

*the plans land in the recycling bin*

(via the-fantabulous-toast)

kendallroy:

kendallroy:

kendallroy:

kendallroy:

if you need me i am going to be binge-reading the archives of my favorite blog on the entire internet which is written by this sweet old man who lives on a farm in the pacific northwest with his husband and a bunch of animals. there are nice pictures of flowers and ducks and the tone is so gentle and soothing:

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like… fuck…. i love everything about this blog…. it’s the one good thing left online

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sir………i am literally crying right now

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LOOK. AT. THEM.

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oh to be a chicken eating organic steamed rice on a snowy day…. i mean…. my god

(via thornescratch)

apelcini:

apelcini:

Me, vibrating: If I Make A Single Mistake I’m Going To Explode

It only takes one moderate annoyance to remind me that the line of sanity on which I walk is razor thin.

(via ruthsic)

squishysoulmate:

lotrfansaredorcs-the-white:

I love that thing in Lord of the Rings where the villains spend so much time obsessing over the character they believe is their Destined Archenemy that they overlook the character who actually defeats them

The Witch-King of Angmar, the Black Rider, seems to be Destined to fight the wizard Gandalf, the White Rider.  He doesn’t consider Eowyn a threat right up until she stabs him in the face 

Saruman is fixated on defeating Theoden, Aragorn and Gandalf in an Epic Light vs Dark Fantasy Battle at Helm’s Deep. So he completely overlooks the two hobbits and bunch of trees sitting right next door, who proceed to destroy Isengard

Sauron is fixated on defeating Aragorn, the Destined King of the Heroes and descendant of the man who defeated him last time. So he completely overlooks Frodo and Sam, who proceed to actually defeat him

#as far as i know that’s the entire point jrrt tried to make

(via asianbedhead)


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